i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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