You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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