Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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