I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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