Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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