hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize