idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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