guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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