So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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