Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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