One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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