32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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