I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I cannot find my penis.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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