on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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