Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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