Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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