oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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