Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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