Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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