Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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