How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize