I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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