Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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