theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
God, I missed his penis.
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