I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
