I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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