i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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