Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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