What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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