If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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