She said her name was "party"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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