a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
