I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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