wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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