He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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