you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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