Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
