Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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