No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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