I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
someone owes me an orgasm
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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