Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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