But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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