I must be too annoying 4 u.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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