Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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