I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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