Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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