i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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