After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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