Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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