so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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