State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Mom said you looked used
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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