Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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