walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Acid is not a monday night drug
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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