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Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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