just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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