I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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