I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
