By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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