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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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